Today I was youtubeing the video of Steve Irwin’s Memorial Service to find the video message Costner sent him. I only made it to part 6 and have yet to see or notice it. (Steve Harvey’s messesage was quite moving though.)

But the day wasn’t a total loss, after sitting though Costner and Kutcher on various weird German and French tv shows promoting the Guardian. I found Ross Patterson’s Costner Rap.

Ross Patterson isn’t that funny and he appears to be about the 10th person I’ve run across calling him self “Rossangeles.” But he did stumble on to something kinda genius.

He managed to write a mediocre joke rap song about his love of Costner, Wild Turkey and Vicodin. Thus combining four things I hold close to my heart.

I do appreciate his love for Kevin but I wanted more. He showed no love for American Flyers. One of my Costner favortes. Nothing better than a young stached Costner in spandex. Come on really there is so much to rap about there.

(Driving across country I found my self right in the middle of the real life “hell of the west” race. I was in heaven.)

And come on he didn’t even mention Robin Hood, thats an easy one.

Ross Patterson. I am calling you out.

The International Voice of Reason and I have a pure love for Costner. We saw The Guardian opening day with a bottle of jack and a bottle of vicodan. We held each other in tears at the end.

I soon will also have a Costner tribute song. And Ross Patterson we shall meet on the field of Costner. Right now your Costner + Wild Turkey + Vicodin baby onesie has you comfortably in the lead. But I assure you I will take you down. (if you doubt me go a head and listen to our heart heartwarming rendition of the theme song to Costner Hood.)