Just when I think I’m getting used to crazy subway people there is an even crazier assed subway person. The other day we met one of the craziest ladies, her name was Paper Girl. And she wanted to “live with animals and all that shit.” I don’t know why she told us she wanted a tiger and a monkey but I’m glad she did.

Her craziness ended in her giving us a copy of her music video. She had like 3 spindles of DVD’s. When we asked her what kinda of music she did, she was like ” you know its like different and stuff, its like hip-hop but a little funk, you know.” I thought I knew but I had no idea. She let us know her plan to sell out Madison Square Garden with out a video on MTV, then she hustled off the train.

We took a sec and started to be all “damn she was she crazy?” Then she came slamming up against the train door like albino twin soul stealing midgets were chasing her. But it wasn’t albinos she was just screaming that this wasn’t her stop. We were glad she didn’t get back on, cause she was crazy.

We really didn’t know how crazy she was till we got home and popped in her DVD. And this is what we got we got, a 1987 made in the mall lip sync video to 50’s “I get Money.” It wasn’t different, it wasn’t funky, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t hip-hop. Despite that it was only a little wtf, until the shower scene, then it was a big WTF.

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p.s. i think i might be a racist cause i am escared of albinos. but i reconize the problem and i am working on it.