My roommate teaches kids fun things like The Odyssey by making boats with them.

I want to teach kids The Odyssey by playing them some fucking metal!

Symphony X did the world a favor and composed a 24 min. metal epic version of the Odyssey.

About 8 min. of it are amazing! The other 16 border on terrible and hilarious.

I guess they ran out of material for songs about orcs and dragons I guess it must be time for cyclops’ and greek gods.

Death to false metal: