American Gladiators is coming back and man am I excited.

I was going to try out, but I couldn’t think of a good Gladiator name. (and i had to paint some shit w/ the kids)

It was so American! Phyiscal combat! Steroids! Spandex! It was what the Olympics would have looked like if an the USA invented them.

Remember the NES game for American Gladiators????

Do you remember that Joe Theismann hosted the first season??

Do you remember the NYPD vs. LAPD challenge?

Remember all the games? Didn’t they seam like their names were stolen from really difficult sexual positions?  The Eliminator, The Assault, Powerball, Breakthrough and Conquer, Hang Tough, Human Cannonball (do i need to go on?)

Thank the lord for ESPN Classic and late night reruns!

Thank the lord for NBC for bring it back to us!

Thank the lord for the greatest TV theme song not written by Mike Post.

enjoy

EVEN IF ITS BAD ITS GOING TO BE AMAZING! FUCK DANCING W/ THE STARS THIS IS REALITY TV!